You don't want to see a post about it?!
FINE. Keep moving... You'll come back when you need it.
If there is anything I learned about being a mom, it's that if you have a kid under two, talking about poop in public is TOTALLY accepted. Even encouraged.
However, when your precious little bundle ISN'T pooping - all of a sudden you're turned into a lunatic. Calling the doctor, searching the mommy boards (which have 100s of threads on the topic), calling your mom, HOW can you help?!
Look no further parents.
I give you...
The Poop Maker.
Guaranteed to work within the day (and in our case... the hour... while still at the table).
Be ready people.
Looks delicious right?
JK, it looks gross. I did taste a spoonful (without effect), and as it turns out it does not taste gross :) the good thing about a smoothie is that you can put it into a SQUOOSHI (click there for how I fill one mess free). I know, it's been like a week since I talked about them... If you're interested (and you should be...) check out their website and their facebook.
Here's what you need for the Poop Maker:
We use all organic ingredients.
4 Dried Prunes
4 Dried Apricots
1 1/2 Cups of Whole Milk Yogurt
So the first thing you need to do is soak the dried fruit in water. I did this for about an hour. Once everything is squishy again, drain the water (don't go crazy, I just put my hand over the top of the glass and dumped it over the sink... man everything about this seems like poop talk... squishy, dump... I am 10 again).
Mix the ingredients however you blend things. I use my immersion blender because it's so dang easy to clean.
Put into your squooshi pouch (or feed to your kiddo with a spoon...).
<my kid kept asking for more... he ate ALL of it... you've been warned>
Wait for... results.
With a diaper.
In your hand.
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